Life beside the edge

The Joke below which I get from forwarded email from friends, kinda funny. I think If I met with this kind of interviewer, I will die instantly~

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.

E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!

C: Why?

E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my company
don’t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.

E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.

E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn’t want to consider this
personal issue.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?

E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company’s reputation?

E: No, it does not affect the company’s reputation but because My
company is dealing with arts, our
company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.

E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.

E: Sorry, we can’t employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a “grasshoper”!
(Job hoper lah!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is he rich?
C: No.

E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is
dealing with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.

E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don’t Even want
to employ you, neither do we!

C: But,…… there is no position in his company.
E: Then,….. what is your qualification?

C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
affect our managers’ working spirits.

C: But,…… I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!

[Transferred from Life beside the edge]