Some joke forwarded from a friend of mine. It compare between girl friend and wife. After you go thru below items, can you still says “I got a new girlfriend !……“

Wife is like Television (TV), girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don’t pay the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but hand phone is cute, slim,

curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don’t have..

Last but not least……..

TV do not have virus, but h/p yes……….have VIRUS…………… once get it, Finish straight away……..hahahahaha……

so better choose TV …..

Taken from Forwarded email.