A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife…

DEAR Sunita Darling,

I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my
sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH

His wife replied…

TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses,
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses…:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead
of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave
him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don’t worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope
I can survive the month using this balance…

Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi

Story taken from forwarded email content.

Lesson Learned:
I think no matter what we’d done, it bring costs in returns.