Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

Sometime Marital Bliss do exist, I believe it. People always make some funny joke on Marriage Life. I read lots, or tonnes of similar joke from forwarded emails. Some of them make us laugh, some make us think, and some wake US up. Some of the critic from the joke represented our marriage life. There are lots of things we need to improve, to learn.

I can say I love my wife, Agnes very very much, but I still have much to improve in many sector, such like my bad temper and my self Ego. I think we need to review on our own behavior time to time, to know ourself more, then only we can love other more.

Hereby, I attached the jokes (Taken from forwarded email) below for you to laugh, to think, to realize. Click more for it.

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,
Then I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza,
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi,
He saw me in dark, he created light,
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue,
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo,
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.


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2 Responses to Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

  1. aidi-safuan 2010 March 15 at 11:43 am | Permalink |

    hahahahahaha…really funny. lols.
    is there any husband and wife who really wrote diz? :p

  2. DSvT 2010 March 15 at 3:08 pm | Permalink |

    Hahaha~
    Not all husband and wife got such time to write such funny meaningful stuff to each others.
    They might just say it out loud only~

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